Welcome to TAKE BACK THE WEB, where we ask the question: Is there an alternative to social media???????????? (yes)
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Is Instagram making you feel bad about yourself? Is the crushing weight of being expected to monotise your hobbies making you consider moving to the woods? Do you want to post all your cool and sexy artwork online without having to think about whether it's going to be ignored by a content recommendation algorithm programmed to act like a gatcha game and cause users to develop a social media addiction? Well, have I got the alternative for you!!!!!!
Is Twitter barraging you with thousands of opinions from people you don't care about? Do you want to hear what your peers have to say without bearing witness to thousands of horrible news stories about how the world sucks and we're all probably, definitely going to die? Are you sick of people trying to have nuanced political takes with a limit of 280 characters? Do you hate that Twitter is leaning really, really hard into the NFT hype? The solution to your woes may be easier than you think!!!! (it's that you should delete the app off your phone)